Jackass #4 – The Guy who Invented the "Chirping" Smoke Detector.

Smoke detector – good!
They were chirping smoke detectors – not so good!
Is the smoke detector chirping at 2:00 AM? Not good at all!
I’m sure the moral person who designed chirping smoke detectors thought, “now, if the battery goes dead on this, this device won’t save any lives. I better create a way for people to know the battery is low!”
Makes sense.
“Perhaps an intermittent high-pitched chirp would alert the homeowner that it is time to replace the battery!”
This solution includes a bit of jackassery.
The high pitch chirp, it turns out, is a bit non-directional making it very hard to zero in on which smoke detector the chirp is coming from. When you add that the chirp occurs for less than a second every several minutes, you have a device that can lead to an emotional breakdown, especially if the chirps begin in the middle of the night.
That’s because the jackassery doesn’t end there with occasional non-directional chirps. Once you finally find your chirping detector, you have to figure out, most likely while perched on a ladder at 3:00 AM,  how to disconnect the thing and where to put the battery.
Assuming you have a 9V battery, you’re not through the woods yet. After you disconnect the smoke detector from the ceiling, you’ll have to locate a micro screwdriver to open the battery compartment if you’re luck,y as I was. Can somebody explain to me why all the security for a 9-volt battery on a $15 smoke detector?
Assuming you get that far, you’ll have to screw it back into the wall. Replacing the smoke detector is more complex than it sounds at 3:00 AM when accompanied by boiling blood.
So after you put the ladder away and head back to bed, be very careful as you are likely to hear another one start to chirp soon afterward. Batteries usually go dead around the same time.
If you are willing to spend $200 on a smoke detector, this whole experience can be avoided forever with the new Nest.